Oh My

Once upon a time there was a child. This child was a very clever and amusing young thing. One day as she sat with her mother she asked "want me to tell you something ?”Curious her mother of course agreed. And so this clever young girl scrambled to her knees for a better position and excitedly explained "when I was going pee, I coughed so hard that poop FLEW out of my bum!” and then, while her mother tried hard to decide between laughing and scolding her, the young girl demonstrated with her arms how fast the 'poop' had come out, waving her arms in the air like a rocket quite impressed with herself and the whole concept of it all.

added to note:
This was an actual event. It happened last week when she had been coughing her lungs up. She was in the bathtub calming down when she decided to tell me this important information. She was quite impressed that such a thing could happen because as she said "I didn't even have to poop, I just had to pee, but it FLEW right OUT!"
I know that this might be totally in-appropriate to share, but considering it is Megan's personality to a T, I had to write it down.